Santa: Ye Bata Ki Duniya Men Kitane Desh Hain? Banta: Kar Di N Vahi Paglo Wali Baat Duniya Men Ek Hi Desh Hai 'India'; Baki Sab To Videsh Hain!
Jito: Tum To Kahte The Ki Tum Shadi Ke Baad Bhi Mujhse Bahut Pyar Karoge! Santa: Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Ki Tumhari Shadi Mujhse Hi Hogi!
Santa: A Tu Koi Kaam Nahin Karta Tujhe Pulis Pakad Kar Le Jayegi! Banta: Kyon? Santa: Kyonki Tu Kam-Chor Hai!
Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta; Aaj Kal Badi Tension Men Rahate Ho? Pappu: Papa Aapko Nahin Bata Sakta! Santa: Dekho Beta Mujhe Apna Dost Samjho Aur Apane Dil Ki Baat Bolo! Pappu: Kya Batau Yaar "Teri Bhabhi Naraj Ho Gayi Hai Mujhse"!
Santa Phon Par Buhat Dhimi Aavaj Men Kisi Se Baat Kar Raha Tha! Banta: Kaun Hai? Santa: Bahin Hai! Banta: Fir Itni Dhimi Aavaj Men Kis Liye? Santa: Teri Hai Isliye!
Banta: Yar Ham Hindi Men Bolte Hain Angreji Men Bolte Hain Lekin Ganit Men Kyon Nahin? Santa: Jyada 3-5 Mat Kar Aur 9-2-11 Ho Ja; Varna 4-5 Dhar Dunga; 32 Ke 16 Rah Jayenge Samjha!